wanted in the next 10 years:

loving, sweet, hilarious, insert-other-good-adjectives-here, sarcastic, hot and spicy man with an awesome high-paying job and/or trust fund and/or tons of money (as long as it’s legal and not from the mob etc.) to support my non-profit employment habit. K great thx. Please send applications through my inbox. And feel free to send me money anytime now before we get engaged. Not looking to wed anytime soon but WOULD like to buy a pair of Louboutins…